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Latter-day Siants of Discordia

Brought to you from the minds of Kwizod Paradox M.M., K.S.C., T.G.M.T., and Chaplin Zinger E.W.E.D., K.S.C., A.B.C.

DECLARATION OF DISTRESS
Contact Me
Discordian links
Membership application
Disorganizational matrix
The Five Commandments
The Curse of Greyface

WHO ARE THE LATTER-DAY SAINTS OF DISCORDIA?

The Latter-day Saints of Discordia is a society of incredibly intelligent, occasionally motivated, and unquestionably creative borderline geniuses who have been classified, by the slaves of the machine, as one or more of the following: free thinkers, mystics, lunatics, anarchists, poets, deviants, paranoids, hackers, magicians, eccentrics, con-artist, chaoist, revolutionaries, habitual drug users, extremists, atheists, conspiracy dupes, occultists, and Subgenius disciples who are dedicated to an advanced understanding of the paraphysical manifestations of everyday chaos

WHERE DID WE COME FROM, AND WHY ARE WE HERE?

Well now this is a question. Maybe one could consult their Pineal Gland. Others might just ask someone.
For those of you who don't want to go through all that trouble, some part of my brain has created this web site.
Please don't hold it against me, it was just a brain fart!
Just like, but not to be mistaken with, the popular drug that took the world by storm back in the sixties "the Latter-day Saints of Discordia" is a mind opening experience.
"L.S.D." was founded by a rather strange fellow who was discovered living in a box of Cracker-Jacks in 1990. Kwizod Paradox, an interidmentional being, came to this world to observe what we called reality.
Shortly after coming to our world he became sadden by the way we lived our lives. He saw people who accepted thing as the way things were not because it was what they wanted but because they were taught to believe "that was the way it was". People would listen and believe what others told them and not to their hearts, believing that it was wrong to be different or to have feelings different that what others felt, or to have feelings at all. He saw people hurting other people, psyically and emotionally, for being different than everyone else. Not only was mankind destroying itself but it was (and still is) destroying the world as well, all in the name of progress.
By this Kwizod began to cry at the horror which he saw taking place, and he cried out "Dose no one care, dose no one see that it dose not have to be this way?". Then one day a book found its way into his hands that calmed his tears and gave peace to his troubled mind. He read of this book and shouted to the skies "There is a way, there are people who care!". The book was THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA! This wondrous book led him to seek out other discordians. And so began the Latter-day Saints of Discordia.

WHAT DO WE WANT?

I'm glad you asked. The Latter-day Saint of Discordia is a "disorganization" of people who wish to express themselves, and it through this expression we hope to combat the "Curse Of Greyface".

HOW DO WE PLAN TO DO THIS?

Now we are getting somewhere .L.S.D. is presently looking for information to post on this site. If you have been classified, by the slaves of the machine, as incredibly intelligent, occasionally motivated, or an unquestionably creative borderline geniuses then maybe the Latter-day Saints of Discordia is the place for you.
If you are one of these wonderful gifted people send us your thoughts, rants, art (visual and/or written), or whatever you think might be cool to send. We would be happy to post what we can.
Until then remember...The paranoids are watching you.
Good day, Z.


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